i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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