hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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