Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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