Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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