Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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