Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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