So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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