For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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