after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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