Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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