Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I love having hate sex.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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