I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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