I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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