Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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