Buhtt sex?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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