this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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