she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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