Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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