i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
This is the high leading the old right now
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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