You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
