Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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