yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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