That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Terrible idea I love it
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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