Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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