I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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