You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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