Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Randomize
