it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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