im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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