There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
you guys were way drunker than both of me
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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