I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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