arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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