I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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