there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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