You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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