I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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