You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Randomize
