Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i think i have herpe
just one?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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