She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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