I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
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go home
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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