Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
