Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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