Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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