Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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