I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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