I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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