the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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