I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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