i just had sex bonerless
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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