You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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