Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Randomize
